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pineapple picture

A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.

There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."
by LT&T October 26, 2011
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Pineapple

a game that is triggered when a person is spotted who is unable to be identified as a male or a female. The person who spots the unidentifiable person says to his/her friend "pineapple" they then attempt to identify the gender of the spotted person. The word "pineapple" is a code word used so that the game can commence in close proximity of the unidentifiable person.
Pablo: "PINEAPPLE, look Jeff a pineapple"

Jeff: "I think that's a dude"

Pablo: "No way, look it's got tits"

Jeff: "But it also has a beard!"

Pablo: "it's also wearing a bra"

Jeff: "ohhh yeah it is wearing a bra, must be a chick......"
by MIN May 7, 2014
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pineapple

a boys hairstyle which consists of short hair everywhere but the bangs. often greased a bit and worn by the more 'urban' gentlemen
"that guy was hot except for that pineapple he was sporting up top"
by yousuck February 2, 2005
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pineapple

Dude, do you have any pineapple? I need to study tonight.
by bernard van buren February 1, 2008
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Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011
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Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.
I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009
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