Pete

Someone that is stinky and smelly

You are a Pete

by Flareface May 9, 2017

big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.

fookin 'ell, how about big feet pete?

by bigpetelol October 31, 2017

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018

panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016

Sneaky Pete

1.Having sex from behind (slang: doggy style) & without saying anything to the lady you quickly pull out & put it in her anus before she realizes what you're doing.

2. Suprise anal sex with the woman you are Having Intercourse with

Chrissy: "That guy last night gave me a bloody Sneaky Pete !!!"
Jess: "omfg lisa, Nick fuckn Sneaky Pete 'ed me this morning! "

by D2K 3636 May 3, 2018