notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notey

Shorthand for a notification on Facebook

Mike: "Oh man, something I said on Facebook must have really pissed someone off last night."

Logan: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, I woke up to seven noteys this morning."

by osittyo August 2, 2012

notepad master

A skid or scriptkitty or 11-year-old who exclusively teaches people how to copy n paste "codes" into notepad and knows nothing else.
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot

omg you are such a notepad master you have the power of notepad at your fingertips you totally tricked your mom into accidentally shutting down her computer you are such a haxr i frigging supscribe

by Inivikan October 5, 2015

z-notes

a person place or thing it can mean anything, and used to replace any word.

z-notes are sexy, z-notes make you feel good, z-notes did johan, johan did z-notes, z-notes make your oui oui feel good,

by z-notes January 16, 2010

Nigga Notes

An obvious fail at grammar that is indicative to being written by an ignorant person, ie. a nigga.

Man, Tyrone wtf are these Nigga notes? I can't even tell what your momma wanted from McDonald's.

-Gt thm burger I axed you to be gettin at McDs.

by maddog2020 November 1, 2012

The Notebook

1. The sadest movie ever made!! Will make you cry for hours!!!

2. A book where paper is stored and u write in it

1. I cried for hours when i saw The Notebook.

2. "Have u seen mi Math notebook?"

by i_LOVe_hOT_sExY_nErDZ.. May 13, 2005

notebook

head; anytime you watch The Notebook with a girl you are bound to get head thus it being called notebook

Yo I just got notebook in blockbuster!!

by KingNani May 1, 2006