Goldfish NostrilBlaster

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.

My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!

by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011

pink nosing

Over complementing or sucking up to a female boss, coworker, etc. for professional, political or sexual gain. Similar to brown nosing but specific to a female.

"John is such a kiss ass. He's been brown nosing Mary all day."

"Nah, man, that's pink nosing."

by Bmully February 23, 2014

Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015

put nose to the grindstone

Working hard for a long period of time.

Melvin couldn't get a date for the prom because he had to put nose to the grindstone on the shooting range to be selected in the military recruitments next year.

by wheelprick May 21, 2016

red nose scare

The wave of creepy clown sightings sweeping the nation and causing terror and mass hysteria. Derived from the red noses clowns wear and the "red scare" of the 1950s.

The red nose scare began in the second half of 2016.

Did you see that mob running around looking for creepy clowns? It's a red nose scare!

by surferninja October 7, 2016

trigenital nostalgia

1. A condition encountered by elderly gentleman who are reminiscing about having 3 testicles earlier in life prior to a tragic accident involving a sheep and 7 gingers.
2. The feeling of recalling pleasant memories of a previous 3 way sexual encounter. This encounter may or may not have involved sheep or gingers.

Uncle Alex drank half a fifth last night and had a serious case of Trigenital Nostalgia

by General McTaint March 1, 2019

rosey nose

rosey nose is used to describe someone with a red nose it was mostly used in 16th century London to describe someone with the cold as the flu was not yet understood it was popularized in the late eighties when a movie about the reformation when Henry the eighth said "I can not marry that girl she has rosey nose "

oh deer get better soon I see you have rosey nose

by Archie Tartan March 3, 2019