It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.

Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021

Netflix

Ghetto Streaming Platform that’s billions of dollars in debt and no longer nothing else of value while known to cancel the good shows to fund crappy movies but yet keep the shows that no one cares or talk about with a few exceptions. You know what I’m talking about.

Netflix is no longer worth it with the titles they have and it’s so ghetto because people in the hood make it ghetto by using strangers accounts and passing out logins like flyers.

by Don't get me in trouble April 24, 2021

Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.

jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.

by Oxford Dictionary 3rd Edition April 27, 2021

netflix for bish

a thing where if rish binge watches smthg then bp also watches the same and thye both tralk abt the same thing all the time and peple be third wheeling them and if peple dont third wheel them then they will do weird things in the vc whilen they have there vid on like dancing or smthg ? and also bp and rish are bish

they both talk like shit abt tht perticular show

netflix for bish

by ur mom is teastie 6969 September 9, 2022

Netflix

Verb: To watch unknowingly of the time
Noun: The largest movie service worldwide

Time to Netfix!
You should buy Netflix man!

by TheYoutubeAddict May 2, 2022

Netflix and Swill

Get shitface drunk and binge-watch a bunch of bullshit shows on Netflix.

Imma Netflix and Swill with a bottle of Jack and a season of Too Hot To Handle.

by FeelLuckyPunk May 11, 2022

netflix and love

A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.

A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason

Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love

by Vagabondidiot November 12, 2022