mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

The Washing Machine

When the performing of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and you hit the girl so hard the she has seziures and shakes like a washing machine with you still attached.

Man this girl and i were having sex and i donkey punched her so hard she gave me the washing machine.

by Hsimpsons13 April 22, 2006

Mean Bean Machine

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.

"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"

by Anonymus October 13, 2004

sex machine

A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'

I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!

by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005

washing machine

giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.

miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.

by 8_Balled March 13, 2005

pimping machine

s.o. who's able to fuck as good as kusha

i fucked that hoe like a pimping machine last night

by hustlaaa August 2, 2006

washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019