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Mitch

Mitch or Mitchell

The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.

Has fucked up nipples that are too close together

Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
"get it on the hands cal (in other words, "hand ball it to me cal")

"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"

"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)

"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"

"im really good at everything"

pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
by noone likes mitch October 27, 2008
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S-A-T-A-N
mitcHELL = s-a-t-a-n
by your psedudoym October 17, 2017
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Mitchell and White

The Police. These were the names of the two crooked cope in the movie Dolemite who were alwayd harrassing Dolemite and his whores.
Mitchell and White took all my cocaine and told me to have more by tomorrow or they gonna run me in!
by ayg July 27, 2006
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MitchMarks

A MitchMarks is a person who is tall/skinny with long arms and legs, caucasion, of italian/sicilian decent, with dark thick curly hair, big bright blue eyes, heavy drinker and cocaine addict, is very funny, good liar, gets in trouble alot, is sexy, and has a giant cock
by ILoveMMM December 10, 2009
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mitchale

Mitchale...

Sometimes called Mitch is the nicest guy out there. He is an amazing friend, and great boyfriend. Once you get a Mitchale you should never let him go. He's always knows what to say, and how to be there for you. He's just perfect! He has incredibly nice abs, perfect body, beautiful green eyes that you don't want to look away from, a smile that warms your heart when you see it, light brown hair, very, very athletic and can master just about every sport he tries, he puts up with nothing(especially if it's about someone he loves)and by frankly.. Is a ladies man. Although, he only goes for the one girl who really blows his mind. He's a "long relationship" kind of guy and needless to say knows all the right moves and how to treat a girl right. He was raised right by his mama. Mitchale is one in a million. When you are lucky enough to come across a "Mitch" don't ever let him go. He is the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
Mitchale:

"Damn, did you see that guy?"

"Yeah, he must've been a mitchale"
by Babe_ January 15, 2014
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Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.
by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016
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mitchener

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".
This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!
by C00L GY August 16, 2017
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