mittos

another way of saying meats

you got 4/20 in the test? Ah!!! Mittos!

by gilo December 2, 2004

Mittelstand

Economic German for a pile of narrow-minded smurfs doing their own thing without being noticed.

Quantitative definition: They don't have a lot of money.

Qualitative definition: They do incest.

A: What's this company? I haven't heard about it ever.
B: Some Mittelstand tard trying to conquer the world by selling wieners.

by bdms November 26, 2011

Mitty

Best fucking priv school and shits on bellermaine and fucking wack ass St.Francis

chad: mittys litty

by LittyNotShittyMitty October 25, 2018

Mitties

man titties

that guy has huge mitties

by doarhx June 25, 2019

Mitty

Missing a titty from cancer from a single mastectomy.

There once was a girl with a Mitty, cancer took her right titty. She was flat on one side but she'd never hide, authenticity is so damn pretty.

by Witchy-woo July 31, 2021

Mitty

Black hair got me goin’

“Ayo, did you see the dude makes moves on that 3”
“It’s Mitty, black hair gets him goin’”

by Tow Mater January 20, 2022

Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017