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Matthew

Matthew is a very mean person who likes to stalk innocent girls and torment them, who is also into uncles.
"AHHHH OH NO IT'S THAT MATTHEW KID RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN"
by yourfavoritesicilian November 21, 2021
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Mattheson

Sexy af. Most outstanding guy you will ever meet. A little bit of a fuck boy but loving in a relationship. He’s very Loyal and a good friend.
Mattheson can either be the chillest guy you know or your always in a love hate relationship. A Mattheson will very often switch from either the dumb/hyper type of guy to the angry/overly serious type of guy. A Mattheson has very strong opinions and always stays true to his values.
A Mattheson is very loved and liked.
by Stacy_renalds November 21, 2021
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Matthew

A person with sort of abs, well say they have abs but actually have flab’s! They are huge simps and love mirror pics. They are walking red flags
Matthew has flab’s !
by Prodahoodplayer69 November 22, 2021
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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts November 30, 2021
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Matthew Maundrell

Matthew Maundrell is the bestest. Once you find yourself a Matthew Maundrell your life will completely change, he is like the saying “once you go black you’ll never go back. He will love you with all his heart and he will be the bestest. He will be kind and treat you with so much care. A Matthew Maundrell is the most handsome lad ever(drives a deere)
Have you seen Matthew Maundrell, yeah hes a leng one
by james field January 30, 2022
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Matthew Vispo

A beautiful young woman who loves anime and will do anything to protect their henti files
You like Neon from Valorant. You must be a Matthew Vispo
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022
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matthew yu

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.
by juju3 February 16, 2022
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