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Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 17, 2023
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Looters Paradox

The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.

It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
by P3trich0r July 19, 2024
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LoopHole

A sexual position between a biological male and biological female where, because of circumstances (ie discretion, personal or moral limits) digital stimulation of the female's vulva, anal sphincter and clitoris is premitted but direct oral contact or penis penitration of those exact parts of the anatomy is not. In this circumstance the female positions on her anterior, presenting herself, while the male digitally maipulates the permitted areas while simultaneously using his tongue to stimulate the are between the vagina and anal opening, known colloquially as the " 'taint'. Thus, being technically true to each others limits they have found, and achieved, the LoopHole.
I really shouldn't because (some different person) wouldnt appreciate it, but you and I can LoopHole.
by FromB2Z August 2, 2024
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loathobosession

Loathing meets obsession and hilarity ensues, or possibly death.
I swear Chels, nothing makes a man turn to loathobosession like being exactly who you hold yourself out to be, a woman he'd despaired of finding "in the wild." Insecure men who Loathobosess try to shame BadAsseryMuses when we outwit and outplay them, especially if your efforts are to save Him from his own Sad Self. Shudder.
by BatShitCrazyLikeAFox August 27, 2024
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loqthanbîhost

Hey Mr. Loqthanbîhost, how's your loqthanbîhosting going? Qeq.
by Aldebaran December 23, 2023
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loot

LOOT is a term commonly used in Fortnite to describe the guns, shields, health, ect
DON'T TAKE MY LOOT BLUD!!
by fortnite gamer queen January 4, 2024
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Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.
Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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