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Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?
by Postal worker February 9, 2018
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Snick-lick

The use of a microwave-warmed snickers bar/s that is inserted into ones anal rectum with the intention of their partner to lick it out for pleasure.
Nick loves to snick-lick Ty every Friday night.
by Friday night snickster July 18, 2018
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Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
by Mr doses September 5, 2019
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Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
by Black Konda January 17, 2022
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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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penis lick

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.
eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick
by D G FELLA January 9, 2009
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