Five Jump Chump

A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."

Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.

These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.

The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.

by The Lost Trooper February 23, 2011

Long Jump

Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking

-Loook at that dude Long jump!
-Wait isn't that against Newtons laws of motion?

by Mrkewl December 6, 2007

nigger jump

when a person, usually black, is being chased and quickly traverses a fence or wall

did you see COPS last night. That kid nigger jumped a fence and he lost the pigs.

by jeffsal December 5, 2006

the guy from 21 Jump St.

Narc. 21 Jump Street originally ran on the Fox network from 1987-1990. 21 Jump Street is the headquarters for a squad of police officers who specialize in investigations relating to young people.

Instead of saying : "That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.", say : "That fucker Ronnie is so the guy from 21 Jump St."

by Amanda August 2, 2003

21 jump street

A TV show from the 80's about undercover cops posing as students, to take care of youth crimes. Shot in Vancouver.

"Yo, did you watch that episode of 21 Jumpstreet last night?"

"No, it doesn't come on TV any more..."

by Fluffyinsanity January 15, 2005

go jump in a lake

Mind your own business or a nicer way of saying "get the hell out of here."

Oh look Johnny is here again "hey Johnny I thought I told you to go jump in a lake."

by yimmys85 November 12, 2015

Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009