Cock Jockey

A lone penis humper, that is often found as a faggot. Cock Jockey's are usually found as stupid plump bastards. Also known as "Ass Bandit" or "Butt Buddy". Cock Jockey's are not rare, there are seen in your everyday life BEWARE!!

DAMN NIGGA!!! That Cock Jockey over there just ate a 5 foot penis!

by Colin Reineck(not a cock jockey) December 28, 2005

jockey on them haters

To metaphorically "mount" someone who is hating on your game, or your style. This instance is one during which you have gained superiority over aforementioned "hater", and are now riding his confidence and swagger into the ground. Can also be used simply to describe a situation in which one asserts his or her dominance over a certain group of people. Derived from a jockey riding his horse.

Willis: Yo, Dave has been feelin' down lately. I think he's sweatin' those weak-ass marks from Waterbury!

Konrad: I hear those bitches is wack!

Willis: True, they are. We should take Dave out tonight and Jockey on them Haters!

Konrad: I'm feelin' that, we will Jockey all over their bitch-asses!

by 2 Skoops wit Sprinklez January 12, 2009

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

knob-jockey

a jobbing film or video editor who doesn't care about the material they are cutting

I wouldn't hire him, he's just a knob-jockey

by Josh Banzai May 30, 2006

phone jockey

low IQ mouth breather that answers incoming calls at a place of business

even phone jockeys get laid more than computer geeks

by dickhouse August 3, 2004

camel jockey

anyone from asia or asian descent, that rides camels

i wanna be a camel jockey...........NOT

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 20, 2005

knob-jockey!

a nimphomaniac who uses penises as a jockey would a horse!

A:Where were u last night?
B:Wit sum lad...wots his name again...? Cant remember he was good tho!
A:Ahhh, ur sum knob-jockey!

by ---Sarah--- July 28, 2007