1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
by Madison P April 29, 2015
Get the John Stamosmug. 1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.
2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."
2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006
Get the John Lockemug. A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
by trobbins September 15, 2011
Get the John Pesentimug. 
It means "John Lennon is dead". Alternatively, 'john' can be substituted for any other name to create the same effect
Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
"apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'john is kill'
'no'"
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'john is kill'
'no'"
by OLPZach January 9, 2014
Get the john is killmug. 1. One of the co-hosts of PotterCast, the Harry Potter Podcast hosted by The Leaky Cauldron. John is the comic relief of the podcast and has an obsession with Chipotle Burritos.
2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.
3. Owner of the website horcri.com
2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.
3. Owner of the website horcri.com
by xxkristeen May 28, 2009
Get the John Noemug. Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
Get the John Johnstonmug.