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sports jockey 

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
sports jockey by Loxi July 17, 2009
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Rocks for Jocks 

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.
"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."
Rocks for Jocks by Chemguy June 24, 2008

jockey's breakfast 

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

Corporate Jockey 

People who act "Mr. Corporate", they have been in a corporate job long enough they have been brainwashed by the culture and group think. They speak all the corporate lingo. Corporate culture is all they know. They worship the corporate hierarchy and have forsaken their own individuality. They ride the corporate train real hard.
Michael is such a corporate jockey , everytime I talk to him he obsesses over the corporate hierarchy.
Corporate Jockey by MDude25 April 5, 2019

a bum's jockstrap 

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.
Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!
a bum's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.