Jos

Refers to famous dutch child rapist Jos Brecht. Calling someone a Jos would be comparible to calling someone a simpleton whilst also calling them a child rapist.

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: "you're a fucking Jos"

by Spider-Man420 July 18, 2021

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to bo-jo

This means to receive categorical assurances on which you (should) know you cannot rely, but some people still do.

to bo-jo (verb) - as in 'Matt Hancock was well and truly bo-joed before he decided to resign.' or as in 'People in Northern Ireland were bo-joed over the border issue in the Northern Ireland protocol.'

by baslowman July 6, 2021

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Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

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Do a Jo

Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.

Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.

by Jonumber1fan January 4, 2024

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Jo-Jo’d

When an unsuspecting person falls prey to a coin either super glued to the ground or a coin embedded in concrete. Their expression is priceless as they go from the high of finding money to the low of never being g able to pocket it.

Poor Cooper. He was so sad when he got Jo-Jo’d by those Colombain coins embedded in concrete on the walkway in Communa 13.

by anonymous March 6, 2025

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