by Squirrel3 July 31, 2018

by SuspectShot23 December 19, 2014

by jessicausreycreepyasf July 15, 2019

When a waitress named Jessica is required to put together an online togo order
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
by Sally Sea shell March 31, 2019

Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.
by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
by Toddles421 March 23, 2022

Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.
Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
by Your Bestie Bob :) September 9, 2022
