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A fine ass powerful Mexican woman with black, silky hair, a cute laugh, a childish smile, a fat ass, some chunk, a tight pussy that's wetter than a lake, some pretty hazel eyes, and astounding intellect, a big heart, a very open sense of humor, that doesn't drink, smoke, or do any illicit drugs, and that jams to some bomb ass Mexican music.
"Damn, look at her!"
" Oh, that's Jareny."
"Yo, she is fine!"
"Hell yeah."
Jareny by AnonGhostEx January 18, 2017
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Jarmo is a name largely used in Finland, and it's origin is Hebrew. Jarmo derives from the Hebrew “Yirmeyâh / Yirmeyâhû”, meaning "God will uplift". Jarmo is a very masculine name.

This man is known for his strength, and he is intelligent, trustworthy, reliable, and very loyal to his family. He has a passion for speed and danger. Many men named Jarmo have the following professions: speed skater, rally racer, football player, or ice hockey player. Jarmo tends to also be musically inclined with a love for jazz music.
You can always count on Jarmo.
Jarmo by SeppanenTurku July 3, 2018
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Jared Milton 

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
Jared Milton by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
Word used to discribe a good looking guy who gets girls. Usually has a very long you know what. Who is kick ass at sports, and is very intelligent
That girl said that i'm a jardel
Jardel by Anonymous1111190 December 8, 2013
The combination of the names Daryn and Jayme. This name is known worldwide, and has two of the best names ever in it.
"Hey I'm Daryn."
"I'm Jayme."
"We're fucking awesome, let's name our kid Jaryn."
Jaryn by DS The Best May 7, 2009
An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:

"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.

"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.

Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?

Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
Jarvie by Zinglebatwizard May 7, 2013