Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.

Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.

by UberBad June 11, 2006

Irish Tickler

This intricate sexual position involves a midget performing a stand up 69 with an overweight Irish woman, who holds the midget upside down while he performs oral with a mouth full of Lucky Charms... while Gang Star plays in the background.

Hey Amol, you givin that chick an Irish Tickler tonight?

by Amol B July 28, 2010

Irish Fist

The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.

Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

bi-irish

confused about wearing orange or green on st.pattys day and take then next available option to make out with your irish girl friend

I wore green and orange to that st.pattys party and had a bi-irish encounter as well

by natachas db April 4, 2011

Irish Gulp

When you walk up to someone, take their drink, with or without their knowledge, and drink a significant portion of it.

Frat Boy: "Is that your pint?"

Drunk Sorority Girl: "Yes."

*Frat Boy grabs her drink, swallows a significant portion of it (Irish Gulp), and then hands it back to her.
Drunk Sorority Girl: "Wow, you are such an ass hole. I think I love you."

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

Irish Hand Grenade

While consamating with a women u bust or jizz in your hand and scream "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and then throw the handfull of jizz which looks like a grenade into her face therefore EXPLODING into her eyes

"Dude i nailed Tracy in the face with an Irish Hand Grenade last night"

by Matt Friedman July 31, 2006

irish

What you are if you live in, where born in or have parents who were born in Ireland.

Not what Americans are if their ancestors came from Ireland. You are American, your ancestors were Irish.

American Person: Oh my god, you're Irish. My husband is from Cork. He's never been there though. (someone actually said this to me!)

Irish Person: Ri-ight!

or

American Person: Oh my god, it's Saint Patrick's day. I didn't realise it. I should wear something green, I'm Irish. (someone also said this to me!)

Irish person: No you're not, you're American with Irish ancestors!!!

by watersna May 28, 2006