ipod

most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.

john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.

by O'bouhillae October 7, 2009

ipod

A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.

iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!

by Fizzler December 24, 2006

ipod

noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time

That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form.

That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.

by smb1967x June 27, 2007

iPod tag

A game played with two sets of headphones (or one.. if it's all you have) and an iPod. Basically, you pass the iPod back and forth between people and each picks a song they like. It is best when played with two people, but the more the merrier, I'm sure. To make it more fun, pick a theme like love songs, or songs that begin with a certain word. Doing that can make it competitive, like a last person standing type deal.

I can't believe we haven't played iPod tag yet. I have the best theme: sex songs that mention anal.

by Marla Singer October 6, 2006

ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

iPod

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 6, 2006

Ipod

A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards

Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot

by Tucan Sam December 8, 2006