self helpless 

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

self helpless by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

Peanut-Butter Helper by GC89 October 20, 2006

helpful douche 

someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass

-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche

helpful douche by lydia5 December 30, 2008

helpdesk hillbilly 

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho

i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.

helpdesk hillbilly by the madtechie January 5, 2008

helpdog 

A dog that some use in hog hunting that

1: Is only there cause they dont have dogs that know what they are doing at the bay.
2: Could not find a hog on its own even if one was up its ass
3: is a useless shit eating cull that should not be sold much less fed

That helpdog cant do a damn thing but be a shiteater and ride in the truck. That boy needs some real hogdogs.

helpdog by Instagator January 13, 2015

helpeep 

noun: a person who help people from heart.
verb: to help people from heart.

Community: where the group of people who help each other with what they are good at(sharing) and what they can do for others (caring). To spread the love, To connect as human being.

noun:
Jon: Joe is a helpeep. He helps friends for nothing! He does it only because he feels good about it.
Jone: That's cool! I wanna be a helpeep also!

verb:
Joe: Hey! did you hear that Jon was helpeeping last night? I can't believe it..
Jen: well, I like to helpeep too! It's the new movement right now! Let's helpeep!
Joe: that's true! I see a lot of people doing that these days.. It's like Pay it Forward! cool!

Community:
Helpeep community is where people help each other without any expectation of money or other returns. whenever you need help with whatever, Helpeeps will be there to help you with what they can do.
Such as giving a ride, sharing/teaching you computer languages, sending money(donation) to others in need, taking your dog for a walk, going to grocery shopping for people who can move well due to health condition, offering your living room sofa to crash for a night....and more!

helpeep by Osamu March 25, 2016

Helpish 

Helpish is the opposite of selfish.

Being helpish is a philosophy taught by Grandma Mert to her grandson, Joey. When he was a boy he would ask Grandma why she went out of her way and beyond her means to provide for others, like cooking enough Christmas dinner and hand delivering plates everyone in her entire neighborhood. She would reply by saying, "Well, Dandelion Eyes, that is because we always help the people who have less than us. We are Helpish, not selfish."

"I will always take the time to patiently help my elders, especially when I am capable of something they can no longer do, because looking out for only myself is selfish, looking out for others is helpish!"

Helpish by KirstenPaints September 7, 2017