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goose porn

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018
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Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!
by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019
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Goose Wayne

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies
by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020
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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
by JHBEL October 5, 2021
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Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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goose feel

Damn that track goes hard! Got that goose feel
by spitz218 May 11, 2017
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