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squatters garden

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days
Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!
by Bunjiquo Bianco June 14, 2004
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Garden Hoe

That girl is too skinny!
Bet she one of them Garden Hoe's that don't eat Meat.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 2, 2019
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Gardevoir 2

Gardevoir 2 is the new tetris game that you bought a day ago. It is also a pokemon that will punch Gallade in the @$$. It is Dr.Eggman's favourite pokemon and tetris game. You better search it in google.
Eggman: Gardevoir , hi!

Gardevoichamacallit: Soon, I will drill a hole through the earth.

Gardevoir 2: OK! XOXO
by Eren Yeeter November 26, 2020
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bear garden

place of sexuall intercourse
meet me at the bear garden after the party
by tizlore January 15, 2008
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Enigma's Garden

Relating to Vahevia: A subterranean labyrinth epitomising the worst of roleplaying/strategic challenges, to secretly conceal a fallen god's quarantine that would poison the fabric of reality.

Renowned for the almost impossible combative, problem-solving, ethical, and psychological challenges it presents RPGers.
"Compared with the depths of Enigma's Garden, anything else is sanity" - Oshari
by Alhadis February 23, 2004
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uphill gardener

A man that enjoys another mans penis in both his tubes.
Do you know that guy in the office who talks in a high voice, cant throw a ball properly and has semen on his chin. Well I reckon he is an 'Uphill Gardener'
by Mista F January 28, 2004
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Olive Garden

To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
"You just got Olive Gardened!"

"I just Olive Gardened her."

"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."

"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
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