French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020

french guy

french guy is so ugly and disgusting i hate him so much how dare he cheat on auntie ashw

ash:french guy is cute
us:BIATCH STFU HE'S SO UGLY

by Alex's wife biatch May 02, 2022

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

French Dipping

French dipppng is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required.

Alternate version: Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and French Dips someone (marinara and mozzarella)

Andrew was the first to pass out at the party, so Nadia pulled out her beefy lady lips and gave him a proper French Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015