Pitcher Masturbation

verb; the act of males masturbating

Most teenage boys perform pitcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

Profuse Masturbation

A common term for excessive masturbation in one sitting, resulting in the penis becoming thickly calloused and shaped like a half used colgate tube. The activity is also used as a motivational/teamwork exercise in some lines of work... i.e. Computer programming and I.T.

-"Hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?"
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."

by Sandy Highman, PHD. July 1, 2011

masturbation

Gods Gift for those who are ugly and never get laid to jerk off their desires

god:oh this ugly guy needs some pleasure let me create a tool
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex

by chin345 December 4, 2007

masturbation

When a chick is sooo bad at the art of fucking that it's like masturbating while working out abs.
This intriguing phenomenon may also occur if she looks like a fish and smells like one too!

Me: Shit man! That cunt faced bitch was such a gimp! Felt like masturbation last night!

My friend: Duude! Kill her I say!

by Ultra-Ex August 5, 2008

Masturbation

A sin that offends God

My son had masturbation today and now he worries me because he offended Jesus Christ My God.

by Ghosthunter7444 July 26, 2016

insult masturbation

a self-inflicted diss

Jack: I'm ugly
Jill: My jokes aren't funny
Oscar: Stop with the insult masturbation, you two!

by yomommaisallama September 21, 2011

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018