Mellon Farmer 

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

Mellon Farmer by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Dick farmer 

Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday

Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!

Dick farmer by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022

Melon Farmer 

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

Melon Farmer by Kemikal October 16, 2003

dirt farmer 

a slave, lol..............

The dirt farmers wore things on their heads.

dirt farmer by dances with curtains September 5, 2008

Yakarma Farmer 

A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.

Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.

100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma

Yakarma Farmer by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023

quince farmer 

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

quince farmer by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

icon farmer 

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.

Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.

icon farmer by LastMann December 5, 2010