Definitions by Kemikal
Noonen
It is a person born with a congenital heart defect, this in turn causes a loss in blood pressure lowering the size on an erect penis and also causing stupidity by making the brain malfunction.
Melon Farmer
This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.
Melon Farmer by Kemikal October 16, 2003