Definitions by Kemikal

Noonen 

It is a person born with a congenital heart defect, this in turn causes a loss in blood pressure lowering the size on an erect penis and also causing stupidity by making the brain malfunction.

"Oi Noonen, your mum does bears!"

Noonen by Kemikal October 16, 2003

Nago 

1. The laughing stock of an event, ie. pie marathons
2. Also meaning to chuckle

"He laughed and laughed and laughed; we called him Nago, and he went on to eat a million pies"

Nago by Kemikal October 16, 2003

Melon Farmer 

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

Melon Farmer by Kemikal October 16, 2003