ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.

If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.

by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

by jimimbo April 1, 2007

care factor

A term associated with one's ability to care about a certain situation.

Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."

Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."

by yellercap May 14, 2005

Sugar Factory

A Group of Hott girls all in 1 place at the same time .

Man , u gotta come up here and check out the Sugar Factory

by JU$TIN December 27, 2008

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.

1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Hard-On Factor

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.

She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....

by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009

Factory Hot

A girl that you work with every day in a predominantly male setting who you classify as really hot but when you get her out in the real world you wouldn't pay attention to her.

Stephanie? That girl I work with? She is factory hot only. I saw her at the bar last night and she looked like shit!

by dannosky April 27, 2011