3 definitions by yellercap

Another name for intoxicated. Extremely wasted.
Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.
by yellercap May 13, 2005
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A term associated with one's ability to care about a certain situation.
Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."

Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."
by yellercap May 13, 2005
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"I pulled down her pants, and told that bitch to go scrub the cat."
by yellercap May 12, 2005
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