Election

Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.

Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.

by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014

2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.

The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...

by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020

Eleanor Barton

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.

Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)

by The Ninja Boyfriend June 10, 2011

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in Iraq gave me electile dysfunction. However, I have been cured by a dose of Dr. Ron Paul."

by Homero January 25, 2008

electile dysfunction

the inability to become aroused by any candidates in the 2008 American presidental election.

"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."

by fineupstandingcitizen August 28, 2008

Electric Avenue

to get high, to boug, to blaze, to match, smoking weed

Hey bud you want to hit up electric avenue?

by JEPPRIORIEL October 10, 2008

electrical engineering student

A pathetic human being who studies a ridiculous amount of time just to hardly pass a class. Electrical engineering students are known for their love of MARVEL movies and metal music or punk occasionally, spending hours making edits of their professors, having bad hair, being socially awkward and functioning on little to no sleep. Half of them are sexists. An electrical engineering student can either evolve to a decent and happy human being or continue on and become a professor themselves. As some people say, one dies a hero or lives long enough to become the villain

Person A: Why is this guy hugging his laptop and crying?
Person B: Oh, he must be an electrical engineering student

by au_in_ece June 15, 2020