Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 24, 2020

Sapnaps converse

UGHHH DID YALL WATCH THE STREAM WHERE SAPNAP DESIGNED CONVERSE THATS THE ONE 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Hey did u see sapnaps converse

by Jaslene:) September 3, 2021

Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.

Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Converses

Shoes that make people taller

Nice converses tall person

by Ticklepickle445 October 11, 2021

Conversicate

Basically talking to someone. This word is a combination of two words: conversation and communicate. The result being much the same but with double the effect.

That son of a gun Fred ate the last of the donuts! I will have to conversicate with him.

by The real C mama January 7, 2022

Thursday Conversation

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023