pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up

by the person with the face March 13, 2010

Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.

Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.

by satyrcynic March 31, 2010

Ridic-O'Clock

The hour of ridiculous, so late at night or early in the morning that it can't be expressed by a concrete hour.

Though it generally refers to the time between 3:00 AM and 7:00 AM, it can be used in place of any time the speaker finds absurd.

"I can't go home with her, I have work in the morning and she stays out till like, ridic-O'clock.

by Hen Byams October 18, 2011

Why O'Clock

That terrible time of night when you are lying there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling, asking whatever deity to which you subscribe why in the world you are still awake and cannot (pleasedeargod) get to sleep because you have to be up in 2 hours. Not caffeine or stress related. When spoken, heavy tone of desperation on the "why". Often associated with fear of knowing the sun will be up soon and looking like you were hit by a train that day.

I couldn't drag myself out of bed this morning because I was lying awake at "why o'clock", replaying the last scene from Halo 3 over and over in my head, worrying about my taxes, and humming the Family Guy theme song. I wanted to cry.

by dees9 January 2, 2013

crazy o'clock

That time of night when everybody who's still out is crazy drunk and anyone with sense is safe at home.

Some girl just drunk dialed me and already forgot that she did it and now some guy just drove over the lawn instead of the driveway, it's crazy o'clock, time to go home.

by FucilloHuge September 2, 2014

Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

by Karl Larkins February 17, 2015

alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.

You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

by not-another-bug-hunt March 20, 2016