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Definitions by satyrcynic

Eleven-o-clock Dan 

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.
Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.
Eleven-o-clock Dan by satyrcynic March 31, 2010

Complicicated

Something which is so complicated, it deserves an extra syllable added to the word, just to express how fucking complicated it is.
Having Friends = Simple.
Having Friends with Benefits = Unsimple.
Having a Girlfriend = Complicated.
Finding a baby on your doorstep with your ex-girlfriends name attached = Complicicated.
Complicicated by satyrcynic February 27, 2010

Shamazing 

Equally amazing to, or more amazing than the Shamwow. Something which contains a completely inordinate amount of sheer godliness and could probably be sold in an infomercial.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me deep throat last night that went on for like, hours.

Guy 2: That's shamazing!
Shamazing by satyrcynic February 18, 2010