Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

chode

a penis that is wider than long, or a person who is fatter than they are tall.

Holy shit look at that chode rolling down the hill!!!

by ^(<!PIMP!>)^ October 31, 2003

chode

When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

by George Batchelor December 3, 2006

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

by haneman November 13, 2006

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.

What A Fucking Butt Chode.

by James November 9, 2004

chodeburger

A burger that has a chode ( A penis wider than it is long)instead of meat.

It can also be a name that you call someone.

"Today's special is...chodeburger!!!"

"Suzy stop acting like a chodeburger!"

by Cumguzzlingsemendemon May 9, 2004

Chode

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

by tbhturtle April 4, 2016