shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.

Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."

by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005

Gender Changer

another name for an underwater pool vacuum.

see (short story) 'Guts' in Chuck Palahniuk's book 'Haunted'

Keep all valued body parts away from the gender changer.

by Richard Quinton November 4, 2008

Discovery Channelling

The process of recieving inspiration from animals while having sex. Having sex like animals usually on nature programs on the Discovery Channel. The way animals have sex (no shame) rough, animal-like, frenzied sex.

Orginated in Bloodhound Gang songs.

Man, we were really Discovery channelling last night!

Hey baby, I would like to do some Discovery channelling with you tonight.

by chachee90 December 2, 2010

Chiller Channel

A channel that shows scary movies with actors and actresses that people never heard of.

Hey turn too the Chiller Channel
No those movies are wack and they're not scary.

by C.R.B November 16, 2011

cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

Speed Changer

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.

I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.

by Irish potato August 13, 2014

spanish channel

nonsense

What you're saying is spanish channel.

by rocknrollbuddhist February 16, 2014