Crab Shack

a whore with Crabs. can be a male or female.

wow! Jens Such a Crab Shack

Holy Jeaues i went to blow paul and i found out he was a Crab Shack

by Big ole Tony January 14, 2009

Crab apple

When you look like shit

I don't look good today I look like a crab apple

by Duckyjuice July 1, 2015

Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

by nicoleta paleta June 18, 2011

crab grab

When you go behind a random girl, turn around, grab the back of her ankle with the inside of your scrunched up hand and squeeze.

It is meant to be a form of flirting.

In Brazil some may also lift the girls leg up and hold her off balance.

Go behind her and crab grab her, man!

Last night I broke my knee.. too much crabby grabby.

by JohnnySlicks December 18, 2012

Hermit Crab

a sexual position in which the mona wraps her legs around the man's hips like a tool belt. The man picks up the wonam and power boms her, tightening her up like a hermit crab.

I was so pent up and intense that I gave my lady a hermit crab last night.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

crab jubilee

an especially hairy, unkempt cooter.

man, check out the crab jubilee on that ho.

by Kenny D August 6, 2003