Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
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Often consumed, though always in secret.
Often consumed, though always in secret.
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1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.
2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?
He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.
Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.
Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009
Get the Cunt Caught mug.Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
Get the get your ass back behind the fucking couch mug.1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.
2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places
2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places
1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.
2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.
2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.
by Aaron August 4, 2004
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Get the couch mug.To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
by Brickwell August 28, 2006
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