clusterfuck

an excessive amount of shit in one area.

mike: traffic today was a clusterfuck.

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tom: so i was on my computer and got clusterfucked with popups.

by un1cr0nprincess July 23, 2009

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse in one of the clusters at Prince George Park Residence. This would by definition have to be performed with an open door since the rulemakers at PGPR already has foreseen the public interest in one of these clusterfucks.

Please close the door so we don't get clusterfucked!

by Big T at PGP July 31, 2011

clusterfuck

when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers who try and teabag the body.

Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.

by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008

Clitterati

Lesbians who talk on women's issues but with a heavy-slant towards the GLBT community and slag off any woman who is sexually liberated, attractive and gets her tits out for blokes. Feminist tyrants with warty unfeminine faces, small black framed spectacles and unfashionable bob haircuts, spouting misandryst drivel from their hard cruel looking mouths. Hypocrites and weasels, the lot of them.

Who's that butch lesbian over there? Why it's none other than Helen, a member of the local Clitterati.

by Priscilla Pantyliner June 28, 2006

cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.

"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"

by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007

Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly

"Shit, we're cluster fucked".

by Kooby May 27, 2005

cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion

DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!

by yo jj October 30, 2008