clamachusetts

A woman from Massachusetts that is a complete clam. She is the kind of woman that would have kids just to get money from a man... take half of everything he has and then use the child to hurt the man.

Clamachusetts left my son with her parents while she is out being a whore, rather than let him spend time with his father.

by jaynukem August 20, 2010

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Clam babies

The unusually yummy sweet surprise that explodes in ur mouth when biting into a steamed clam...

"Mmmmhhhh.....that one was filled with clam babies!!!"
"Wow! Love me some freshly exploded clam babies in my mouth!"

by Bovice2000 August 20, 2013

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018

Clamato

This is simply the blood that flows as a discharge from the uterus. Also called menorrhea, the time during which menstruation occurs is referred to as menses.

Not to be confused with Bud & Clamato, a horrid beverage from the anti-marijuana corporation AnHeiserBusch.

Clamato is very different from blood that moves continuously through the veins. In fact, it's less concentrated blood. It has fewer blood cells than ordinary blood.

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

Fresh Clam

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018