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Catholit

When you're hype to be Catholic because it's the one true Christian faith and that's pretty lit. Then by default you are Catholit.
Guy: Do you know that one Catholic girl?
Other guy: yeah she's awesome, some might even say she's Catholit
by NoodleyC June 20, 2019
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cathlic school twitch

When someone constantly bounces their leg. It got its name because people on catholic school are nervous that the nuns will slap them with a ruler so they bounce their leg.
Her leg is bouncing she must have the cathlic school twitch
by anonymous July 17, 2021
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Catholizard

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.
Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?
by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011
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Roman Catholi-judaism

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.
Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot
by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009
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Catholicked

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage
Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!
by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011
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captholic

some "holy" kid always capping. instead of being catholic they captholic.
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