Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.

My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute

by oddballio November 28, 2020

Cat

Demon creature but also historical

The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram

by grokerprime November 30, 2020

Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or

person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?

by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or

person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?

by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

cat

The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.

my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!

by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021