Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.

Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

by St. Patty December 6, 2013

excel boner

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.

VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.

by halee June 10, 2014

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

skank boner

Getting sexually aroused when in the presence of a skanky women.

Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.

by Tycho_B February 2, 2014

film boner

film boners fall generally into two camps- the first persona is of the aspiring film 'development executive' you meet at a house party in Los Angeles who corners you to talk about film and tv and has a general star fucker quality to everything they say. They are not interested in anything but movies, tv and 'the industry'. The second persona is the hardass you see sitting in front of the film truck on a street in NYC who won't let you walk down the street because they are doing the important work of "making a movie".

Dude I'm trying to get back to my apartment but this film boner cockblocked me from walking down the street.

I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.

by ak74 October 10, 2021

Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022