A sword made out of modelling balloons, typically made by a magician, clown or someone who is otherwise skilled at balloon modelling.
by punkyfish3000 August 23, 2016
Get the Balloon sword mug.1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.
2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.
2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.
1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)
2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
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That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
Get the balloon knot mug.In Italy we use two rude slang words, 1- "scoglionato" that derives from coglioni (same meaning of bollox, testicles) and 2 - "scazzato" (from cazzo, penis)to define the feeling of being either "annoyed to death" or "extremely unsatisfied" because of a certain situation or circumstance.
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1 - I felt so bolloxed during the party that I preferred to get back home.
2 - "Hey Joe what's up? You look bolloxed" "I am Frank, things are going in the opposite way I had planned'em"
2 - "Hey Joe what's up? You look bolloxed" "I am Frank, things are going in the opposite way I had planned'em"
by The Italian Bad Ass November 24, 2006
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The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
by Se7en November 14, 2006
Get the Hot air balloon ride mug.A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!
by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007
Get the bollock juggler mug.The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.
Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.
by MowgliCub October 10, 2013
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