balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord April 22, 2018

Balloon Knot

An asshole

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018

Baldovin

Baldovin it’s a very dangerous man or familly used to know for his street fighting and his main job it’s hustling . An baldovin it’s know to be the head of an small infractional group , very know in the world of illegality with many conection with the others gangs.

He’s an Baldovin

by Mateiheroin November 7, 2018

Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”

Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl

by thErealCooleditor July 8, 2019

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

balloon boy

THIS SHATHEAD IS SO ANNOYING OMG. hello, hi SHUT UP OK NO ONE LOVES YOU YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING AND STUPID I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING IN PAIN WHILE BEING KILLED. GO LIVE A PAINFUL LIFE

balloon boy is my favorite character
balloon boy is annoying

by crystalberry January 28, 2022