Awetard

Using the premise that each and every human being is a "tard" of some type...

A contraction of "awesome tard".

Awesome + tard = awetard

noun - aw-tahrd

a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.

b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.

c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.

d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.

"I can't believe that awetard just asked Hillary Clinton if she could taste Monica Lewinsky on Bill's cock."

by Kris C. Harris March 19, 2013

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 21, 2015

awkwardism

A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.

"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."

by R. Pieces June 16, 2016

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 6, 2017