audi

A replacement for "Ought to"

Next time you audi buy a real car.
Audi go to the supermarket, but the car won't start.

by Dave W1 May 14, 2007

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009

Night Auditor

A person, Usually male, that works the 11-7 shift at a hotel. Between weed breaks or "Safety Meetings" this person surfs Youtube, over-posts on Facebook and on occasion actually does something for his employer. This Job requires about 20-30 minutes of labor per 8 hour shift.

That Night Auditor looked sooo stoned.

by KnightAudit June 24, 2014

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

audiocination

imagining or hallucinating only sounds without images

I'm audiocining your voice now your are gone.

my audiocination gets worst when i don't sleep.

by joakosolo January 26, 2011

AudioCook

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.

MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!

by TBZ1 January 26, 2019

Addioptional

A supplemental characteristic or feature for a product unnecessary to its basic and proper functionality; a frill; in some cases a "nice to have" add-on, in others a useless redundancy or completely unrelated & undesirable by-product

"Damn it... I just upgraded my finance software, and it installed thirteen demo apps. They should have made those addioptional. Now I can't find anything in all the desktop clutter, and I lost 3 gigs of hard drive."

by whitneyri January 25, 2009