altruism

The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans.

See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

lol, Altruism? Why should I have to pay for someone elses' continued survival? Let natural selection take it's place *lol* (Three-billion years of multicellular evolution for nothing)

by monopole November 26, 2009

Alt+qq

Using in online gaming, specifically Warcraft III in one of two ways.

1. A way of tricking a n00b in to quitting the game.
2. A term meant to insult or demean a n00b after you pwn them in a game or chat room.

1. "Takes place in Warcraft III game"

Gosuplayer: I pwn you… I have so much gold I will never run out!
N00bplayer: OMFG I knew you hack!
Gosuplayer: ROFL… yes n00b I hack lol
N00bplayer: I report you for resource hack
Gosuplayer: LOLZZZZZ – Alt qq for free gold
N00bplayer has left the game
Gosuplayer is victorious

2. "Takes place in a Warcraft III chat room"

Player 1: WOW I pwnd you hard
Player 2: stfu you go lucky
Player 1: lol stupid n00b
Player 2: Hack more you hacker jew
Player 1: LMFAO!! Don’t cry n00b
Player 1: gfg fegit - Alt qq life now plz
Player 3: ROFL That noob just go pwnd hard

by mac6433 June 7, 2005

Altoona High

A high school in altoona pennsylvania hosting about 2500 students, 7 hundred of them are pregnant teens, 3 hundred are the boyfriends of the pregnant teens, 1 thousand of the students do drugs and the rest are normal...kinda. The school consists of 2 buildings where one was built in in the 1910s and the other was built in the 1950s....and yes you can tell the difference in age. remodeling isnt part of the budget even though the damn jr. high school kids get a brand new school with a kick ass cafe that sits right across the street.

altoona high

by mortmar May 21, 2009

Alternative School

Where your school district sends you for stuff like Possession of Drugs, Fighting, Possession of a weapon, truancy, outside felonies, or Incorrigalbe conduct whatever the fuck that is. Where im chillin right now.

They sent me to Alternative school, fuck it man the work is easy, the food is good, and the people are cool. Im chillin.

by 40 and a blunt January 28, 2010

Aguas Altas

Spanish for "High waters". It can literally mean high waters as in the water is very high, or it can refer to the pant style in which the sock shows when the person is sitting down.

"No vengas, todavia, hay aguas altas."

A: Damn, look at that cholo with his aguas altas. He thinks he's the shit!

B: Yeah he a fool for rocking that shit.

by 14th Street DC May 19, 2010

alternative

1)Someone who listens to what they like. if they like a song, they listen to it. if it is RnB but they like it, they listen to it. if it's heavy metal, and they like it they listen to it. if it's bubblegum pop but they like it they listen to it. they also wear what they like. if they like a designer shirt, they wear it, if they like a bright pink pair of trews they'll wear it. (even the boys) basically, someone who really is their own person, and not the hypocritical non-conformists
2)The label used in schools for people who are nots chavs, goths skaters or emos

Townie: oooooh ma god, you're a goth cos you listen to slipknot!
Alternative: I don't listen to slipknot
Townie: why you wearin' a slipknot hoodie then?
Alternative: i'm wearing a yellow t-shirt and a black jacket, since when does that mean i listen to slipknot? Slipknot are crap!

by ~bLiSs~ February 18, 2005

Altomareing it

Taking a Viagra and not being able to use it.

I took a Viagra but my ho said no so I rolled from side to side altomareing it all night and couldn't lay on my stomach.

by ~Fister~ September 24, 2005