The best person ever in bed with the biggest fat fucking cock to ever exist.Ever. And every girl he has ever been with hasent been able to do it again for a year and then they want to do it again. He has a thriving sexual life and is the best in bed period.
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Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.
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by Sirblondie June 16, 2009
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