To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.

Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024

Language Bible

a dictionary.

tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"

by AllTimePvP March 12, 2021

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018

The Vocal Bible

Brandy has an incredible catalogue filled with many glorious vocal moments that other singers have been attempting to duplicate for years. … And while her distinct tone is always a focal point, it’s the way she doubles her voice in the studio to create a new vocal style that is all her own.

Did you hear those stacks? Nobody layers vocals like Brandy. Some of the best I’ve heard in the music business…that woman is the vocal bible!

by Rhye Hicks July 8, 2023