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bloody pulp

When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.
Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.
by jonathan's brother-in-law November 9, 2004
mugGet the bloody pulpmug.

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.
by mary June 18, 2006
mugGet the bloody marymug.

Bloody Mary

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.
I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.
by ^_^ September 18, 2003
mugGet the Bloody Marymug.

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth
OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!
by Bloody poon November 14, 2011
mugGet the bloody poonmug.

bloody stump

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.
"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."
by Harold78 October 10, 2017
mugGet the bloody stumpmug.

Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating
Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.
by Swaggiemgoo December 21, 2015
mugGet the Bloody groceriesmug.

bloody milkshake

Fucking a girl so she looses her virginity. Then ejaculate in the blood so it gets thinker like a milkshake
Example: After being sprayed on by Savannahs vaginal blood, I cummed in it and made her drink the bloody milkshake.
by Chubbay1 June 12, 2014
mugGet the bloody milkshakemug.

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